In 2001, Jason Dark heard the lamentations of the Ambiguous Dark Metal Gods that May or May Not Be, who reside in the dark reaches of The Void. They spoke of terrible regions of our dimension, regions they dare not go - regions without METAL. And so he became the Metal Messiah, and set forth to teach the Way of Metal to those who are in need. The Way of Metal: 1. The Dark Aeons is pronounced "E-ons". 2. The Thousand League Metal Journey begins with the First Metal Step.