Aah, See Colin Slash. Where will your shenanigans lead you next? to the depths of a fiery volcano? To the highest peak of the himalayas? To the corner, to contemplate what you've done? Perhaps to the store, because we're out of milk. Where ever their travails may lead them, it is the purpose of this document to record places to which they have already been led, like so many sheep, cattle, and apoptygma berzerk fans before them, but has see colin slash, nay, have any of these fine examples of evolution truly been led? Or have they commanded their own fate?