There were once? 3 men.
The first one said: 'I have the smallest arm in the world'.
The second said: 'I have the smallest leg in the world'.
The third said: 'I have the smallest dick in the world'.
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You belong to that category of people who behave in communication with others extremely simply and liberally. For you, there are no barriers in communication even with unfamiliar people and you always make contact very easily. You never fall into a stupor if you suddenly find yourself in an unfamiliar company, on the contrary, with your ability to support almost any conversation, you only cause a sincere desire to communicate with you. Thanks to your erudition and sense of humor, you always attract new acquaintances, who often become your close friends.
You are a very kind and sympathetic person, so people often turn to you both for advice and simply for moral support. You are always ready to listen and support even if you are not very close to the person, because someone else's misfortune will never leave you indifferent. If others talk about you, then it is exceptionally good talk, since you never intrigue others and always try to help as much as you can. You have always been surprised at the indifference and detachment in people. Often it was your support that saved in difficult situations those who so badly needed both good advice and just a human understanding. There are very few people like you, so take care of yourself!More »
For you, love is not only thoughts about your loved one and walking under the moon, but an inconceivable craving for each other, from which it is practically impossible to get rid of. You firmly believe that if people do not have passion and fire in their eyes, then this relationship is, in fact, doomed to break. Of course, over time, people no longer feel excessive attraction to each other, but at the very beginning, in your opinion, this factor is the basis for further relationships. ...More »
You consider excessive attention as a manifestation of strong feelings. You are never annoyed by over-caring and constant participation from your loved one. Your behavior in relationship also consist of constant control and presence but in the good sense of these words. So if you meet the person who is not "strangled" by constant attention, you will certainly be well together.More »
It cannot be said that you are an ardent supporter of legalized relationships, however, if you meet the very person with whom you, without hesitation, want to be together all your life, then you will not postpone the wedding for later. Of course, this should be exactly the person in whom you will be absolutely sure and without whom it will be very difficult for you. In other words, as soon as the moment comes when you realize that you have met your other half, you will not delay with a marriage proposal. The main thing is that intuition and various external factors do not fail...More »
You love sex and do not hesitate to admit it, because you consider the sexual pleasures of one of the joys of life. Not every time you tie close relationship for love, but you always try to extract the maximum pleasure from thoise relationships anyway. You do not even want to imagine your life without sex, since its absence can be detrimental to your self-awareness. Passion and sex for you - are inseparable and you always know what and whom you want.More »
What you need at the moment is to get out of everyday routine and completely immerse yourself in new impressions and the best way to do that is to take a trip. And it does not matter whether it's close or far away, the main thing is that you have the opportunity to change the situation and enjoy new emotions. Do not postpone what you can do right now. You will not regret!
You like to spend time in public places that’s why you often attend different restaurants and clubs. There you easily become acquainted with new people enjoying face to face communication. Of course, you have a lot of friends in the Internet, but anyway sitting in front of a computer the least of your time you spend looking for new friends...More »
You definitely like to spend time in stores. You have nothing against wasting time and money, because shopping makes you happy. For shopping, you are even able to sacrifice time reserved for friends. It is difficult to judge whether it is good or bad, but what is important - the fact that this activity gives you a real pleasure, and you will not be grudging neither time nor energy. Because it makes you happy!
You like falling in love. In a state of love, you are ready to move mountains, to take any, even the most desperate step, just to make your beloved happy. You remember each of your relationships with affection and first love is no exception! Even if something does not go the way you would like, you are not upset but enjoy the exciting experiences..More »
Unfortunately, you have many times got disappointed in love. Perhaps, it’s not your fault, but the women’s whom you have met. If you like a woman, and she attracts you, don’t be afraid that the things will go like they went the previous time. It’s always possible to get something good even from bad events, experience ,for instance, and it’s valuable… More »
You are deeply convinced that true love is mutual love and everything else just does not matter. Mutual love brings so much energy and more vivid colors to life. Not only are bodies joined but also souls. If it happens that your feelings are not answered you don't suffer much and realize that this just wasn't your person. The main thing is to recognise the love of your life.
Beauty will save the world and apathy - the nerves! That is the motto you live by. On one side it is good if a person can stay calm even in most ciritical situations but on the other side it would be good to be more open and emotional in your personal life. Because to other people you can seem indifferent even if its not so.
You are absolutely sure that legalized relations do not guarantee happiness forever and will not give absolute confidence for the future. You may well cohabit for years and you will not be tormented at all by the thought that it would be nice to get married. Many couples today are in no hurry to the aisle and live quite harmoniously and happily and you are no exception.
By and large, you can be called a passionate person, but it's not always apparent. Sometimes your modesty and distrust prevent you from revealing yourself, but in the majority of cases you can become a volcano of passions and sink into the atmosphere of real love pleasures. But in general, you prefer mildness in everything, that's why relationships with you stick in women's memory rather due to romantics than storm of emotions. More »
Are you a cheery person?
Sense of humor and the abilitiy to have fun can save us when we're in trouble. Can you have fun?
You can have lots of fun! You infect everybody with your positive energy, that's why people are always glad to see you. You're always geared up for good, you have an optimistic outlook on world and people around you. You take any problem as just a test of your patience, that's why you get angry very seldom. You have a big fantasy, that's why you can be called a master of surprises. In on word, it's never boring with you!More »
In principle, you're not against serious relationships, but there is still some uncertainty in yourself and your prospective partner. Perhaps at heart you try to gear yourself up that you'll be able to reconcile with other people's shortcomings, learn to be patient and get married, but there is no certainty in you yet and is not expected. Girls feel your ambiguous position and unwillingness to be bound with obligations. The main thing is to be honest and not to make promises that you can't keep.More »
You're independent and very proud. You're an energetic person and light on your feet. You think everything over and analyze it and you don't rely on your feelings. You're ready to fight for two things: principles and family. Monotony and waste of time irritate you. You like to do everything alone, but if necessary, you can unite into a pack. In love you're a predator: keen wit and the gift of seduction make you a perfect lover!More »
Can you be faithful?
It's not easy to be faithful. Can you be faithful? Take this quiz and find it out!
It's very difficult for you to be faithful. The point is that you like everything new, and sex partners are no exception. You can't imagine how to have sex with only one person for years! Perhaps you'll steady down one day, but nobody knows when. Of course, there are some advantages in it, for instance, new sensations and diversity. It must be said that you often distinguish between love and sex. Perhaps it happens because you haven't really fallen in love yet. When it happens, you'll hardly want any changes in your intimate life, and sooner or later you'll get tired of looking for new women and you'll will want some sort of stability. In the meantime, you can continue your love affairs in search of new sensations.More »
What cocktail are you?
There are so many different types of cocktails! Find out which of them resembles you.
You're a low-alcohol cocktail made from beer and lemonade. Your world is like a big bubble, whereby if somebody blows on it, it will burst. However, you know that you can always make a new one, that's why you don't get upset when your plans don't go as planned. You're sheer bittersweet with a fruit flavor. People are attracted to you as they always have a great time with you. You excite everyone especially if you're having a good time. You like to go on the rampage and forget about everything, but the world forgives you. Use more of your cool and lady-killing smiles, and you can seduce any woman! To seduce you, women need to make a lot of effort and pay attention to you and most importantly, to spend a lot of interesting and pleasant days in the places you like, such as on merry-go-rounds!More »
You have no complexes, at least to the extent that they would disturb you. You take life easily, you meet every day with a smile, and this positive mood saves your from different depressions and doubts about yourself. It must be said, that some people consider you to be indifferent to some things, but you don't care about their opinion, because you always have your own opinion which you consider to be the only right one. Perhaps you shouldn't change. Keep living your life light, meeting all the obstacles with a smile and confidence in yourself.More »
For you sex is not just an action, it's the part of your life to which you pay a lot of attention. It's sex that helps you to cope with bad mood, relax and feel the taste of life. You're glad that nowadays we can speak about sex freely, experiment, learn about this spicy part of life, finding out something new about it every day. You can't imagine relationships with women if you're not happy with the intimate life, that's why your partners are always emancipated and ready to make almost all your sexual fantasies come true.More »
What kind of partner suits you?
There is no limit to perfection, especially in love. It's up to you what kind of a person to choose!
Just this kind of a woman suits you best because you yourself can feel other people and you're quick in understanding them. Walks on a promenade till mornings and just a nice smile are the things you dream of and what you would like to have in a relationship in the first place. You have many positive qualities yourself, you very seldom behave selfishly and approach love affairs very delicately. You expect the same from your woman in the search of a harmonious relationship. Moreover, you need a girl who will be able to pay you a lot of attention and give you warmth and kindness which all men need so much, and you especially! You gladly let a woman into your heart and you open your soul for her expecting that she will do the same and your relationship will consist of harmony and love which are characteristics only of fairy-tale characters. If a moment of disappointment comes, you get very upset, but you don't suffer for too long and find consolation in another woman. More »
Can you rejoice at life?
Everybody sometimes feels absolutely happy, but sometimes very unhappy on the contrary.
It can't be said that you infinitely love life. In the majority of cases you manage to stay calm without showing your emotions. Whether happiness or trouble, you still will look indifferent to everything what happens. As to your milieu, you can hardly stand other people's traits that you don't like, although you'd better just ignore them and think of something else. You prefer to live according to the plan you've made yourself, and if something is not in accordance to it, you get angry and start to envy those who are more lucky. To change the situation, try to take everything easier, to pay more attention to everything good and to value every moment of life.More »
What is your ideal date?
The ideal date is when both parts get all that they expect from it. But what is your ideal date?
You're a romantic person who can enjoy even the little things in life. You don't need a lot to be happy, you just need a serene sky, tender words and touches. In a partner you seek intelligence, romanticism and the ability to find your heart. You enjoy walks a lot, because you think that motion is life. You stick to the opinion that an expensive restaurant is not the best place for dates. You choose girls who resemble you by character, and you have a good time walking through a park. More »