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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for…

aga kui aru ei saa on mul sinust kahju..:( ha ha ha..:D

kommenteerige ja hinnake ja olge toredad..^^ Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) .. Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering…

Päev 1.
"Puhh?", sosistas notsu.

"Ja notsu?".

"Ei midagi", ütles notsu ja võttis puhhilt käest kinni,

"lihtsalt kontrollisin, et oled olemas"

Päev 2.

"Notsu?", sosistas puhh.

"Ja puhh?".

"Anna võlgu", ütles puhh ja võttis notsult laenu,

"lihtsalt tahtsin omale mett osta"

Päev 3.

"Puhh?", sosistas notsu.

"Ja notsu?".

"Ei midagi", ütles notsu ja virutas puhile vastu lõugu,

"lihtsalt tuletasin meelde et oled mulle võlgu"

Päev 4.

"Notsu?", sosistas puhh.

"Ja puhh?".

"Ei midagi", ütles puhh ja vaatas notsule otsa,

"lihtsalt tahtsin öelda et kandsin sulle võla üle"

Päev 5.

"Puhh?", sosistas notsu.

"Vaikus".

"Kuradi puhh", ütles notsu ja kõndis minema.



Ja selle loo moraal on et ära anna sõbrale võlgu kui sa temast ilma jääda ei taha. :)